A fork of Rural Dictionary
you were so bored that instead of doing poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz or qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcbnm you decided to do it strategically to go right from left up to down but story time now once me and my friend were waking through a creek at the time we were like 13 or 14 i don't know anyway we walk and find these big cool flowers i think they were pink and yellow but anyway we were there and then a horrible stink just like a punch in the face but it stunk so bad we gt out of there faster than we've ever ran and we ran inside but tuns out it was still on us so he went home and i took like 5 showers a day and it wound't come off for a full month the only upside is that we stayed home and played games the entire time but that's all see you next time
i was happy i plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq myself