A fork of Rural Dictionary
verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them
"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."
Busting a nut into a tattered and frayed t-shirt before wiping the jizz covered cloth over your girl's vagina
"Heard he gave her a shabby jerkin." "That man goes through so many shirts that way."