A fork of Rural Dictionary
Abbreviation for "Thoughts and Prayers" used on social media to make your incredibly insincere sentiments, incredibly convenient to deliver.
That smug prick Chazzzzz changed his FaceBook status to "T&P" instead of typing out "Thoughts and Prayers to the victims of that middle-aged serial rapist in Palm Beach County".
The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.
COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistan… everything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.
When you’re a politician and a special prosecutor named Robert Hur puts you to a difficult choice: admit you committed a crime or admit you’re not mentally fit to hold office. Similar to a Hobson’s Choice or trying to decide whether to remain a him, or go dominate a sport for her’s.
The lawyer put The Big Guy to a Hur’s Him; he either had to admit he was fit to stand trial or unfit to keep his job.
The hormone that flows through snowflake males with Trump Derangement Syndrome that makes them cry about everything Trump related, as well as makes them feel tough enough to challenge Trump supporters with testosterone.
It's not Nick and Brian's fault they behave like women on their periods, their bodies are pumping TDStrogen overtime either Trump contesting the election.
Friend who is great wingman regardless of whether they have the same sexual preference as you.
The fact that Nick will act like he's interested in the friend, regardless of whether it's a girl or guy makes him the best bi-wingman ever!