A fork of Rural Dictionary
a metalhead who has been frustrated by something or another. given the violent nature of metalheads, such a person should be avoided.
frustrated metalhead: GHAGHRGHHHHHHHH people: well now. i'd best avoid THAT person.
a person who was once obsessed with me. until she stole the damn beanbag from me and alex. so i whacked her over the head. thus, she went and made out with dave. thus some other poor girl who lusts after dave went off crying in the backyard with brooke. who was upset that i, alex, was getting my nipples licked by alex. symmone had a bracelet with a lock of daves hair on it. one night she awoke to discover it was missing, and there was hair in her mouth.
alex: get off the lounge fatty symmone: NO. alex: WHACK
alex - symmone is fat alex (to symmone) - shut up fatty
awesome metal store in sydney. sells cd's, vinyl, shirts, books, everything.
frustrated metalhead: fuck, i cant find enter obscure metal cd anywhere me: utopia will have it!
a metal cd, that is obscure. (obviously). generally nery extreme, yes by a lesser death/black metal band that nobody's ever heard of.
the new cradle of filth album is definately not an obscure metal cd.
brooke. unknowingly, but the moggee nonetheless
brooke: so whats the moggee do? alex: JUMP!! brooke: *muffled by mogg* grgajrhkh mooergiiey