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When one female block's another female's access to a male: i.e. the female equivalent of cock block.

I was flirting with Dan when I was muffled by Stacy. Fucking bitch!

also know as a one hiter quiter to be hit once and instantly hit the ground from a punch or vicious kick or even a blunt object.

He Keep messin wit me and imma muffled his ass!

A term popularised by comedian Russell Howard, referring to the act by which a woman rubs her vagina flaps over the face of another person. The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.

Queen Elizabeth left Prince Phillip gasping for air after making him endure a long seasion of muffling.

When a woman/girl teabags and rubs her muff (vagina) in another womans/girls face.

The Queen was muffling Trump.

To rub one's vagina on someone else's face when they are unconscious

sussan: oh no lisa's out cold carol: sussan get the camera, this is muffleing

verb (passive): to be smothered by a woman's muff in an unpleasant or aggressive manner (NB: usually ref.s to the muff of an obese woman)

"What happened to Chris last night?" "Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!" "Oh man, is he a plumper humper?" "No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."

The feminine version of teabagging.

film me sarah film me!! #muffling #Russellhoward jenny muffled me last night! ~ bob no way! you're lucky ~ bill