A fork of Rural Dictionary
The "pooch" that older women get below the belt line. It hangs lower than a man's gut and is not accompynied by the higher-situated beer belly.
Nice gunt. I've always wanted one, but lack the necessary estrogen.
A man or woman who gets off on having the 'money shot' in the mouth, and manages to do this frequently. Synonym: "sperm-o-vac".
Karla is such a tramp, a total spoogaholic.
A pergorative of "Canadian"- used by our neighbors to the south. Synonyms:a)"Candidian", a deriviative of Candida infection. b)"Porchsicle", a derivative of "Porch Monkey".
I'm glad I make more money than some damned socialist Snow Mexican, bunch of porchsicles!!
Pegorative for a typical bussinessman/woman, bank executive, cheap boss etc...
alt. form: financial sodomy aka: business as usual.
Man, the bank just handed me over to the collections agency, bunch of financial sodomite(s) and crank-lickers if you as me.
That contract was total financial sodomy dude; I never should have signed.
A person who is always negative. They always find a way to bring everyone down. Synonym: "depressomatic", "cloud-boy/girl"
Frank has a cloud over his head all the time; he's a real unibummer.
Hey, we're having too much fun here; let's call Frank. We need a depressomatic.
A girl/woman who always has a yeast infection, or acts like she does.
Our new boss is such a witch, a total cheeseflap.
A person who sends out vague flirtations. You never know if they are flirting for real, or not. It applies mostly to new people you've met, or to strangers who give you odd looks.
That girl who works at the circulation desk is such a cryptoflirt. Do you think she likes me, or just has chronic gas?