Country Dictionary

When your cousin is also your fiancé, like Antigone

Antigone: “I’m going to go see my ciancé” Ismene: “Your what?” Antigone: “My cousin fiancé, Haimon”

When your wife is also your mom, like Oedipus

Oedipus: I’m going to go check on my wom, Jocasta

when someone fucks their cat

“ yo did yu hear about the rumor that shane dawson fuckatted ?” “fu- what ?” “fuckatted, when you fuck your cat”

when someone rapes their dog

girl 1: did you hear about wendy wisconsin? girl 2:who? girl 1:she’s the girl who fudogged girl 2:fu-what? girl 1:fudogged, when you rape your dog

chem teacher who’s a pedophile

“yo u have schnitty for chem next year. watch out bro he touches girls”

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus

Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”

when someone likes a guy named lucas they call him lucasa as a cover name with their friends

friend 1 (sanaa): so hows lucasa friend 2 (gabriela):he still doesn’t like me :(