A fork of Rural Dictionary
when my handsome baby was born.. he is the best person ever.. i love you handsome
June 30
person-that’s your boyfriend
me-yes ma’am that’s all mine
best person in the world was born.. i love my baby to death.. i can imagine the world without you.. you’re so amazing and handsome.. i miss you so much and i can’t wait to see you again.. if your boyfriend or girlfriend was born on june 30th marry that motherfreaker
june thirtieth
person- that’s your baby?
me- yes ma’am that’s my handsome boy