A fork of Rural Dictionary
National "eat a pack of altoids" day
fr fr its already wednesday
damn gotta eat a pack of altoids
you know it
wintergreen
you know it brother
yeah
yeah
the day before Valentine's day- national have sex with a loved one day
it is February 13th
time for sex!!!!
yes
National have intercourse with a loved one day
Its january 30th
i love you bro
bro what
what
*sex*
National Cuddle your girlfriend day
bro get on Minecraft
nah bruh it's January 15th you know how it is
ahh you cuddlin aight
ye