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A 'fall out girl' is a typical fangirl of the band Fall Out Boy. They squee whenever they listen to Sugar We're Going Down, and basically talk like this: "OHMYGAWD! PETE WENTZ IS LYKE sooooooo HAWTT! *SQUEE!* Lykee I LURVE THARNKS FR THA MEMOREES! *SQUEE!*" Basically, they love the band for Pete, and only Pete. (and maybe his dick).
Fall Out Girls annoy the fuck out of me. :)
The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as prostitution.
Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!
Timbaland has bad grammar.
The Way I Are? It's 'The Way I Am', you fucking illiterate idiot.
When your boyfriend dumps you, when you catch him cheating, when you're feeling overly depressed, when you're feeling sorry for yourself, when no one will listen, when you're cat gets run over, or when you just simply want some ice cream, Ben and Jerrys will always be there for you. Always.
Fuck diamonds, Ben and Jerrys is a girls best friend.