A fork of Rural Dictionary
Disgusting people who have no flavor.
"Wait...are you gay"
"No, I'm a straight people"
Something lots of middle school boys have because they masturbate wayyy too much
Friend: Did you feel how soft Randy's hands are!? He has like, REALLY soft hands!
Me: Um...that's because he has been doing a lot of business down there if you know what I mean ;)
Literally the most unexplainably delicious foods ever created.
"Dude, wanna make some mashed potatoes"
"Hell ya man"
when your bestie says you should eat each other out.
anna: lets eat each other out
milluki: hoe that's double cannibalism
She is an idiot, and she gets it from her family. She will tell you she is smart, and she's not wrong, but she is still stupid. Brynne is also a slob. Has the messiest room, and can smell nasty from not showering for a week. She is very bad at giving advice, but she can still support you and give you unconditional love. She is also the biggest crackhead you will ever meet, but that's not really that bad, cuz its a good type of crackhead. She would also probably murder someone if it was legal, just because she hated them. She is still a good ass friend tho. She will also say that she is in love with Corbyn Besson, when she hasn't even followed him on social media yet. She says LMAO wayyy too much, as well as afk and ass. She still a good ass friend tho.
Person: Have you seen Brynne yet today?
Other Person: No, I think she accidentally locked herself in the bathroom again.
Something that a dumb ass made up to mock the lgbtq+ community and target the trans community.
Me: So what's your sexuality?
Dumb Ass: Super straight
Me: Get the fuck away from me transphobic bitch