Country Dictionary

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Law and Order

A buzzphrase for presidents and presidential candidates for "Police State."

Presidential candidate (what he says): "I am the law and order candidate!"
Presidential candidate (what he means): "I intend to create a police state and curtail your rights!"

by Your Next Door Neighbor November 01, 2020

Aura points

“Aura” is being cool or respected, but when a person does something embarrassing or not to be seen in a good light, they will lose “aura points.” Therefore, “aura points” is measuring how cool and/or respected someone is and is typically referred to as a loss of said “points.” This term gained much attraction in online spaces and conversations.

Friend 1: “How many aura points did I lose when I went back with my ex after he cheated on me?”

Friend 2: “Dang that’s bad -200 points, I’d say

by JollyPollyPocket June 15, 2024

and the crowd goes mild

When someone’s music is so mid, it’s like “and the crowd goes home” but the music is mid

“Let’s listen to some Taylor Swift.”
And the crowd goes mild!”

by ServusDeiFilius April 29, 2024

unboxing

A nerd's version of peeling off a girl's panties for the first time.

Poor Billy nearly jizzed his pants on live camera while unboxing his new phone!

by CSSO August 20, 2009

Kettle

Used in London, UK to refer to a wrist watch.

i moved to him for his kettle.

by LondonSlangMonger August 04, 2009

bottled

Slang in Christchurch new zealand, for when you get into a fight and hit your opponent in the head/face with a bottle

man dude, me and the boys were up town the other night and this fool got "bottled"

by physiKARL August 09, 2005

Struggle Bald

"Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss.

Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.

Person A: "Did you notice how Steve always wears a beanie, even indoors?"
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a ‘struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.”
Person A: “Struggling baldly to keep up the facade."

by HoesBigMad June 06, 2023