A fork of Rural Dictionary
Little crusty bits of toilet paper clinging to ones butt-hair.
Dave: "Dude, I just had to comb a shitload of meatballs out of my ass hair.
Jack: "Dammit Dave, talking to you is like jumping in a barrel of broken glass, walking through the salt deserts of africa, rolling in a pile of razor blades, then bathing in lemon juice. Except much less fun."