Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Simple Plan

Simple Plan need a simple plan to save themselves. All my friends are like "Oh my god! I live for Simple Plan and now that that's out i must be a to total punk!" Excuse me but if you want to hear real punk then listen to the sex pistols, ramones, rancid, frenzal rhomb, the meanies, placebo, manic street preachers and primus and YOU WILL FIND THE MEANING OF PUNK MUSIC!!!

FUCK I HATE FUCKING SIMPLE FUCKING PLAn

by ant January 13, 2005

jahoobies

Those which is most sacred, cherished, and respected on the female body. They often attract large crowds (see orgy) of male observers (see perverts) or male organs (see wangs). Also oftentimes licked or squeezed. See also: boobs tits jugs dirty pillows jumblies knockers bonerizers

Holy shit! Look at the jahoobies on that girl, Germ - That is A+ material!

by Ant November 11, 2003

just good friends

what your best friend tries to tell you. When hes bangin' the chick youve wanted since you were 10.

"dont worry man, were just good friends"

by Ant July 14, 2004

flumpus

An idiot, lil bro that u want to beat the living shat out of all the time.

the flumpus pissed me off so much that i tied him to a chair and pissed on his face.

by ant April 02, 2004

salabadert

A fucking hilarious noise that you make while having your first period or orgasm.

I fucked this girl who was salabaderting while having her first orgasmic experience as i was skeeting in her eye!

by Ant June 04, 2004

Up in my business

Gettin yo big ugly nose in other peoples business

Yo, why u always up in my business?

by Ant December 14, 2003

hair band

The word is used to describe a band That plays a genere of music commonly known 'hair metal'. the music was well known in the 80's, and characterized by: all of the band members having extremely long hair, usually high pitched male vocals, and heavy, piercing, distorted guitars. some examples of bands include; "dokken", "firehouse", and "white lion"

DUDE! "white lion" was definitely a hair band man.

by Ant July 14, 2004