A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you saw something so cursed on the internet, you want to delete any memory you have of what you just saw, so you take a bath in the river Lethe.
*Sees cursed post* That's it, i shall now commit Lethe Bath.
To go ape is a style of sexual intercourse. It is done in a tree, with everyone involved being naked and without protection, as to simulate the natural reproduction of apes.
I think i got pregnant after i let Joshua go ape with me.
Anything you can walk away from
I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing. The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.
Google Chrome having Privacy Settings
The conflict of interest is the quintessential part of any good story.
"Winning" a debate by saying something so indescribably dumb that your opponent doesn't know where to start correcting said statement.
Now, i know my teacher isn't the smartest, but when i tried to correct him about how people in the middle ages did not, in fact, live to 25, then fall over dead, he decided to Shapiro me
A collective noun to describe a group of Karens
So it was 9:55 and we were about to close, and in comes a complaint of Karens.
The Great Molasses Flood, also known as the Boston Molassacre, was an industrial accident in 1919 where molasses flooded parts of Boston after a tank full of the stuff fell over.
Even 100 years after The Boston Molassacre, the city of Boston continues to be one of the stickiest cities in the world.