Country Dictionary

johnny damon

Once was an honorable center fielder from the Boston Red Sox, but after the 2005 baseball season he became a free agent and decided to sacrifice his reputation for more money playing for the soul-less New York Yankees

Johnny Damon is Jeters newest bitch

brohanian

the guy at a party who greets you at the door saying "yo bro, want a bud light"

brohanians barter in bud light, its their currency