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A bill passed by Congress making it illegal for depressed obese people, who want to blame everyone but themselves, to sue fast food chains claiming that the chains themselves caused their obesity

Obese people wanted someone to blame so they decided to sue the bastards. fast food chains got sick of this so Congress passed the Cheeseburger bill

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode

Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs

A man who has eaten over 23,000 Big Macs

he's surprisingly skinny and somewhat healthy

Don Gorske is a true Big Mac enthusiast

What we told Japan to do but they refused so we nuked the shit out of them

President Truman: Japan better back the fuck up
Japan leader: fuck no
President Truman: ok then, boys prepare the atomic bomb

A 2 story mall in Modesto, CA that features stores like Sears, Macys, Vans, and of course an Apple Store

took me half an hour to find the bathrooms at Vintage Faire

A word that girls use so they can have something to bitch about

*girl walks into room*
"Gosh it's so stuffy in here"

The demonym for a resident of a city named Livingston

people from France are French
people from Germany are German
people from Greece are Greek
people from Livingston are Livingstonians