A fork of Rural Dictionary
A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope
Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?
he shot him
English teacher "you have to use proper English when you're writing summaries in your reading log. is 'he popped a cap in his ass' proper English? no"
What MySpace puts in place to stop spammers by limiting how many comments, friend requests, and messages a person can send in a given day or timeframe.
Basically it's MySpace's way of saying "get the fuck off and get a fucking life"
*person tries to send a message*
Person: sounds great, see you there
MySpace: Warning, you have exceeded your daily usage limit
Person: fuck you Tom
The Freshman version of "you dropped your pocket"
Freshman: *laughs* hey! you dropped your virginity
Sophomore: Shut up, Freshman
The gayest show in the fucking world
"Today on Ghost Hunters we'll be in... wait what was that? did you hear that? it sounded like a 'dink' is there a spooky ghost here?"
The largest motherfucking cruise ship on the planet
News Reporter: Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the seas is now pulling into the harbor we're going to get the live feed up and..... holy shit that's huge
a term popularized by Samuel L. Jackson in snakes on a pane
Enough is Enough I've had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthfuckin plane.