Country Dictionary

Texas Dry Rub

Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.

or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.

Canned Yams

Canned Yams are great tits, at least a size C or above, and perfectly shaped.

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