A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small town between Santa Cruz and Watsonville The greatest place to live on Earth, except when the trannies invade the beaches. and for all you trannies out there... it's pronounced Ap-toss, not Ap-tose, you faggots get it right
Aptos has the World's Shortest Fourth of July Parade.
Tree raping,dirt munching druids who started the KKK.
Republicans are sick evil fucking Nazi bastards.