Country Dictionary

battle of the booties

When 2 or more girls (with fat asses) are thrown into a ring filled halfway with KY jelly and only one comes out

Yo, you goin to the battle of the booties later?

dichotomy

The act of having a dictionary removed from a bodily cavity.

James fell off of a ladder onto a stack of books, now he needs a dichotomy

Dar

Stupid person or act. Can be used to describe an event, situation, or personality.

Andrea is a Dar for dropping that beer.
or
Andrea is really Darish this week
or
Andrea, you are a fucking DAR

fizz

A Greeting. A term that is used in place of somebody's name.

Yo, whatup fizz.
or
yo fizz, you goin' to that ho's crib?

garage sailing

The act of "hopping" from one garage sail to another, often with the assistance of a newspaper listing.

Dave and Theresa got up brigh and early every saturday and went garage sailing.

brolic

Big. Large in size or Satisfaction.

Yo< This bag of weed is brolic.

or

That steak was fuckin brolic.