A fork of Rural Dictionary
God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best womenizer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine. the dopest, flyest, OG Pimp hustler gangsta player hardcore motherfucker living JEW HATER today (no fat chicks)
Brian: i wish i was a gerardo. Kyle: me to :( if your a gerardo, you get all the ladies Brian: yeah, its like he makes me appear gay..