Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

pinkney

a variation of the three toed sloth which actually has ten toes. found roving the streets of Chicago or the beaches of Virginia he is not be rushed for any reason. "Pinks" as they are called have been know to ignore everything and anything going on around them and will move "at a pink pace" even if someone has a loaded weapon to their head

At a pinkney pace well get to the end of this block next week.

by armitage May 12, 2006

gordon

A rare breed of silver back gorilla found roving the ranks of the US navy.

Watch out for that gordon in the bushes he looks horny

by armitage May 12, 2006