A fork of Rural Dictionary
Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump
Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."
Satisfying your sweet-tooth by consuming foods that naturally sweet such as fruits instead of sweets made with refined sugars such as cookies and soda.
xkiera: I got golden colored raspberries today! kenny: are they sweet? xkiera: they're more sweat than regular. I prefer sugar from fruits vs. sugar from soda. I'm all about natural diabetes kenny: you give me a tooth ache, baby. xkiera: whatevs
To be grabbed by the pussy without consent. Based on a 2005 recording of 2016 presidential candidate Donald Trump bragging about being able to grab women “by the pussy” as acceptable behavior for celebrities.
Kenny: So she sat next to you the whole time, and you didn't try anything? Dave: What was I supposed to do. Not like I'm gonna trump her just like that. Kenny: Dude, I know but you never know. She might like getting trumped. It's not like Ivy's 16. Dave: Or is she? Kenny: :| Kenny: brb seeking long-term therapy
= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule. Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range. That's when you use the above formula. So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years. Let's test this out. The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46 The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30. Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you. Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years. Alice: bet
Rating a woman on a scale of how many beers you must consume before you're willing to have sex with her, zero beers implies she's so hot no beers are necessary.
Kenny: You met Francine yet? Dave: Why she hot? Kenny: Zero beers, bro. Dave: Oh wow, that hot!
Another word for female, in reference to a her purpose as the receptacle of sperm for impregnation.
A seed depository's main goal in life is to become a baby-mama and collect child-support.