A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phobia, where you have a serious fear of heavy asses.
Marine: MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY. Scientist: * screams in assheavyphobia *
While having sex with a girl just before you're about to come you pull out, take the girls purse and drive away in a van.
Caroline: "That's literal theft, oh my god! How dare you!? Come back here!" Jeff: "Inside her purse there was dust, condoms and 50$. Such a good payday!"
Another word for boobs. Nobody calls them that, except for the mentally insane.
Daniel: Boobs are too funny, tits are too agressive, breasts are too formal, mommy milkers are too overused, melons sound weird, Mud flaps are wait who even calls them that- A Coomer: Me, I call them that. Daniel: What the fuck.
An undercover rapist, don't let them fool you.
Therapist. TheRapist. The Rapist. You don't want to visit the rapist.