A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term for waking up and smoking marijuana. Used so you feel healthy when your blazing up
Mike: "Hey John want to have an organic breakfast?" John: "Hell no I am above the influence because my girlfriend won't let me!"
For females or weird males who get up in the morning and use large amounts of make up
I was looking super tore up so I wake and caked this morning
When you take a number 2 on someone's chest and you then cut your pubes off on it to make the residue resemble a new species of arachnid.
"Wow that was the biggest hairy spider I have seen ever"
when you are frustrated with something and you cry out "HEAVENS TO BETSY"
"Heavens to betsy" i got ready for nothing Theyre taking way to long for some fries..."Heavens to betsy"