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Dalt Dalt

A gay boy that only dates older men who use him. He really needs therapy but his mom doesn't love him enough.

Person 1: ew that kid looks like a nerd, i bet he gets no bitches Person 2: Thats Dalt Dalt, he gets all the gay pedos to love him

Aub Aub

a depressed girl who has simps but no bitches. She gets asked out, but never knows how to react.

Person 1: That girl looks hot im gonna ask her out Person 2: NO! thats Aub Aub she gets simps but no bitches

Dalton

The worst boyfriend possible, he's gay and has a different boyfriend every week but somehow still manages to be lonely. Can find hookups himself so he forces his friends to find pedos for him to hookup with instead. He's convinced hes in love with every guy he meets after one day, especially guys named Matt, aka lawyer boy.

Uh-oh here comes Dalton, hes probably gonna make his friend ask if im gay.