Country Dictionary

cooplance

The darkening of objects at the seams and/or corners - particularly garments.

Be careful with that shirt as it’s 100% polyester. If you don’t hand wash it carefully, it could result in cooplance.

Taquila Turd

Someone who frequently brings up "in my day" and "it's a generational thing" while drinking and talking smack in public arenas. Also, as bad as he/she is, STILL better than a Stubby. In effect, a 1-up Stubby Boomer.

"Man, kids these days don't even pronounce the "T" in words like button and mitten. In my day, we ALWAYS pronounced the T's! Either way, I'm still a leg up on a Stubby."

"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."

Santize

To infect and spread bacteria and germs. Make dirty.

We need to santize those surface areas!

You mean sanitize?

No. I mean make them DIRTY. Spread the filth! Santize - not sanitize!