A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun
1. Not cool at all
2.sucks like hell
3. gay
Friend 1: Dude! They pushed back that game release!
Friend 2: OMG! Thats REAL PENIS!
Noun
1. The most awesome thing/happening/person ever.
2. Incredible, awesome
3. Antonym: real penis
Friend 1: DUDE! That guy just hit and run your car!
Friend 2: WHAT?! REAL PENIS!
Friend 1: (checks) Oh no its fine, no scratches or anything.
Friend 2: Hell yah! That's fake penis right there!