Country Dictionary

The flab of skin that covers the penis.

My girl was so scared of my tyzler she refused to suck me until i got circumsized.

Dead Center ButtHole Itch. Everyone gets it!

Man, fucking DCBHI ruined my date!

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.

I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.

A rancid ancestry, eg. a kid whose family tree doesn't fork has quite a rancestry.

Thanks to yo' rancestry, you got 12 toes.

I would assume this means masturbation.

Many people fantasize about a threesome but all they're gettin is a onesome

The hairy area on a woman between her legs that leads from her vag to her butthole. Origin: Kaziff it weren't there you'd be eatin' that asshole, not that pussy!

I followed that kaziff all the way to that pooty-tang.

A ho sucks your dick while you take a shit.

After that blumpey I felt daaamn good; I lost my spunk and my shit at one sitting!