A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you see many pigs in one place and can only think of the name wilbur for all of them
At that live stock auction last week there were like thirty pigs I named wilbur. There were Wilburs all over.
When someone's penis is so small it exists inside the body of the owner of the nega-penis.
Girl: I wanna fuck Jim. Guy: you can't, he has a nega-penis.
When you're about to do something incredibly stupid and your friends express concern you use this phrase to hide your doubt about your plan. Famous last words.
Friend- "Dude you cannot think that jumping your bike off your roof with a ramp made of Sprite cans and a checker board is a good idea!" Me- I'll be okay. jumps and dies