Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

assing

A marching band hazing ritual whereby, upon first performance of an incorrect note, a new band member's face is rubbed in the bare buttocks of another member.

That new sousaphonist has such an assing coming to him!

by bB October 20, 2005

wrestling

a fake sport in which men in tights get to play with each other in front of a large audience

all that wrestling on tv is for losers and homos that think they're tough because they watch it

by BB May 15, 2005

zypher

verb (to disappear out of the room abruptly)

Don't zypher out of the room you noob

by bb March 10, 2005

hatin' it

to feel pain

when I rolled down the hill and crashed into the car... I was hatin' it!

by BB March 14, 2003

bingo wings

what happens to your triceps when they turn to fat. Usually sported by middle aged townie women in bingo halls.

by bb April 23, 2003

hap

Hap = Hot Asian Princess!

Byron: Damn Mike, get a load of that hap!

Mike: Shit, i love them haps!

by BB March 16, 2005

belly bulge

fat person with a belly bulge that says "yo dats my cheese steak."

BB:"wheres the cream filling"

by BB January 11, 2004