Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

brown trombone

when a woman eats out a guys ass while giving him a reach around at the same time

My girlfriend played the brown trombone last night....or she gave me a brown trombone last night.

by BB January 25, 2004

goosey knife

Long knife with serrated edge, used to cut bread (describes the noise made as the knife cuts through a crusty loaf)

Could you pass me the goosey knife?

by bB March 22, 2005

J.Lo

Big, fat, beautiful, flawless ass.

Damn, that girl got a J.Lo

by BB July 25, 2003

Minot

A small, desolate hicktown in cental North Dakota. Full of hillbillies who love Nascar, drinking at sad lonely bars and populating the world with more hillbillies. Used to describe a sad, hopless state of mind.

Man my mom died, I ran over my cat and I'm broke - it's like I'm in Minot.

I listened to the Cure all day...now I feel like I've lived in Minot all my life.

by bb February 11, 2005

northern monkey

See D. Appleton

by BB September 18, 2003

breasting

The act of two women rubbing their breasts together.

We're not lesbians, we were just breasting.

by bb April 09, 2003

uk2

To suck the penis of a donkey.

Last night he had a session with UK2.

by BB June 30, 2004