Country Dictionary

Pissed Off As Fuck; extremly agitated or overwhelmingly upset.

I didn't have time to plan out my christmas shopping this year. I'm extremly P.O.A.F.!

When all the Christmas stuff flows into stores after the Halloween stuff goes out

I was hoping that that Halloween Express would still be open after Oct. 31, but alas; their now selling santa suits online. Looks like we're in for an early autumas.

a rant (towards a negative/strong cause) filed on twitter.

After president Obama was re-elected, america filed a petwition to recall him (and let Romney win).

Acronym for: Love You Till (the) End

Random Girl: "g2g sweet<3; love you."

Random Guy: "lyte."

A compound of the words abstinence & internet. Basically, it means to refrain one's self from all adult matter on the web.

Dude 1: "Hey, wanna chat with some webcam chicks?"

Dude 2: "Nah; I made the sole promise to myself to stay abstinet."

Acronym: All Republican Yankees Are Nazis

Used to define a member or person(s) of the Republican political party who has no disregard for human life, safety or value & is otherwise an endangerment to themselves or others, regardless of their public beliefs.

NOTE: This term DOES NOT apply to the Aryan Brotherhood, but DOES apply to their virtues & beliefs.

Newscast: “BREAKING NEWS: A group of protesters -some belonging to racist organizations- have recently stormed the White House to protest the recent election that took place this past November…”

Random person: A.R.Y.A.N.!

To express extreme sympathy or heartfelt feeling towards someone or something that is unwanted or unappreciated.

After feeling sorry for those freshmen girls who tried to score the hot seniors, I examined only the hottest ones & said to myself: "I'd fuck Meg Griffin".