A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something said when informed of yet another failure of society
they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?
A sexual act involving a male and a female having a sexual intercourse while the female is on her menstrual period. This causes the penis to be red with blood. The next step is the male ejaculating causing his penis to be white with sperm. Now that the penis is red and white and resembles a candy cane, the female proceeds to suck the penis like a candy cane.
Last night Olivia sucked my Russian Candy Cane. It felt so awesome.
The world's greatest player at hide and seek.
Osama must be invisable.
An extremely vile and artificial substance that trashy slobs blindly ingest despite a lack of knowledge as to what gum contains. But perhaps the worst thing about gum is that the most religious gum chewers are the least able to chew like people. Instead, they must force decent people to listen to the moist sound caused by disgusting amounts of saliva that gum generates. These sounds are similar to that of a cow chewing it's cud, but this analogy may be imperfect because no sound will ever be as vile as the sound made when people chew gum.
What is in gum anyway? Gum is the most disgusting substance known to man.
Either a crying smiley face, a shovel, an elephant or a rocket ship blasting off. I have no clue witch one it is.
Is this a crying smiley face or a shovel? 8==========D~
A sexual act involving the male defecating in the female's vagina. The male then proceeds to fuck the female with the shit remaining intact inside the vagina.
Last night, I gave your mom the Alabama Hot Pocket. My dick is covered in shit.