A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. To passionately kiss the gouche-ular region. 2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.
1. I got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch. 2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.
1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with. 2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.
1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend." "No one wants you there, Midge Mong." 2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!" "What do you want nig nog?"
A must do for an ugly girl with a hot body. Simply place a bag over her head, and then promptly slam her.
Buscher couldn't get the girl, so he had to bag 'n bang her mother
1. Noun: An online homework answer website that has saved many, many lives and future careers. 2. Verb: The act of copying down entire homework assignments off of www.slader.com
1. You can simply forward my high school diploma to www.slader.com cause that is the only reason I graduated. 2. There is so much fucktion going on in tonights calculus homework, and I need to eat, watch a season of the league, work one out, and then get drunk...so it looks like I will slader the assignment on the way to school in the morning.
1. When her booty so fat, pussy ain't flat, and titties where it's at, it can make a gay man's dick say, "Hello!" 2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."
1. When Drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. So he went and dumped his boyfriend Hailey. 2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.