Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

deepslate

someone who travels around the sky with floating throwable pies and/or has 1600hp.

spectator 1: "look at that deepslate"
spectator 2: "lol" *screenshots*

dedbud

a graffiti word, no-one knows what it means its just a graffiti slang

Yo i just saw that graffiti it said dedbud

take the crust off my bread

cut the outside of your dollar bill

had to take the crust off my bread :((

take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.

Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("

chou flower

pronounced CHOO flower
A goth emo boy and estate agent closet enthusiast who rides a ghost with devil horns, an aura of jahannam smoke, and a tophat

"yo he be chou flower"
"yo chou flower im a total babe lu """business"""man"

80-foot satellite dish syndrome

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGINGπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώ
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies

spooderpirate

A treasure island with cobweb all over it

1: "yo my platform has a bridge connected to a---"
1: "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS A SPOODERPIRATE