Country Dictionary

an alternate term for the word "hippie." a left leaning individual with communist tendencies.

Those damn linux-loving crunchies are bashing Microsoft again

in foot massage and/or reflexology... slang term for lumps, bumps etc. the therapist usually finds in a client's feet... usually calcium and mineral deposits.

Wow, I was working with Carlisle's feet the other day and he had mega crunchies! He really needs regular massages!

those little gooey crunchy things found at the bottom of some italian ices, usually the sweetest part of the italian ice

When i was little i would flip my italian ice over so i could eat the crunchies first

Nickname used by tankers for infantry soldiers. Refers to the noise they make when the tank runs 'em over.

Don't steer tool close to that wall. Some crunchies are nearby.

What stupid people call smart people.

What those crunchies don't understand is that America is the ruler of the free world, and if you don't love it you'd better get out of town.

Another term for sex

“Did you two end up having sex last night?” “Yes, we crunchy crunchy”

Sexual inter course

Did you two end up having sex last night? Yes, we did the crunchy-crunchy