Country Dictionary

man-boob, usually seen on fat guys

Scout 1: Man, do you think Billy Butler will steal 5 bases this season?

Scout 2: No way, his moobs are too big

a university where students go to play Starcraft in a study room at the library during Spring Fling

Guy 1: Yo what school do you go to?
Guy 2: Penn
Guy 1: Oh nice, you play Starcraft at Van Pelt?
Guy 2: Everyday

when three guys live together and share one bedroom to sleep in

person 1: Yo, do you live with anyone?
person 2: yea, i have two roommates

person 1: cool, 3 bedroom apartment?
person 2: naw, one bedroom

person 1: ...
person 1: you're gay

-noun
1. abbreviation for common sense

2. counterstrike

Dude 1: dude movies are made with at least three hundred thousand frames per second

Dude 2: wow you have nooooooo cs

Jared: giraffes are at least one hundred feet tall

Chris: you have no cs

your ballsack or scrotum

where is the chinese bakery?
up your butt and around the corner

smooth and soft = smoft

–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound

2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh

–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting

-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass

Guy 1: It's time for your smoft. lift up your shirt

Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay

*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*

Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you

to shake your ass in front of your friend wearing nothing except a tool belt from home depot

dude, he home depot danced in front of me last night, good thing the belt pocket with the home depot logo covered his schlong