Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Forklift Special

A fat chick eg she would need a forklift to carry her around.

Did you snog that forklift special again last night?

by bb July 18, 2003

cdw

A chop shop sales gig where they hire 200 dumb college graduates to wear headsets and cold call real workers all day. They give you free pizza to make you so fat that you dont want to leave because you are ugly. They pay shit

I got a call from CDW for a job today, they said all I need is some college course work completed.

by BB April 14, 2005

Cindar

A little prick from Pbreview who thinks people feel sorry for her, even though nobody cares about her. She writes in the "LJ" like people actually care what happens in her life. She acts like a weirdo and has an "eye collection." Newsflash: You suck.

omg i love teh cindar even though she's self-indulged.

by bb October 30, 2004

gun

to fuck

"i'm tryin to gun"
"i'm gunnin her"

by bb June 25, 2004

AA

size of a battery used in portable devices such as radios, music players, flashlights...usually a 1.5V (volt)in Alkaline or a 1.2V in rechargeable. Can be used alone, or in combination with other AA batteries as decided by the device manufacturer.

zeke:get a package of AA batteries for me at the store
zack: ya want 48 from Costco or 2 from 7-11??

by BB April 05, 2005

jhimbo

colloq. A poet, one not to afraid to speak his mind

by BB October 15, 2003

do not call list

The names and #'s that telemarketers take down when the customer is rude and nasty about the call. Many times a drunk telemarketer will take these lists out and prank with their friends.

"I told YOU people to stop calling! Put me on you Do Not Call List!"

No problem sir...

Later that night---

May I speak with Mr. ****?

LOL

by BB February 19, 2004