Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

wanker

a football (soccer) official

the referer's a wanker

by beardman September 17, 2003

Shame Shave

When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.

Frank: Dude, where's your beard?

John: I went to the World Beard Championships.

Frank: So, you shame shaved?

John: I don't want to talk about it.

by BeardMan February 29, 2012

muse

A tall blonde chick from the arm pit of America also known as New Jersey. Generally drives a chyrsler and is always being confused with a tall building.

Hey! whats that building over there? oh wait... its muse

by beardman April 30, 2005