A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe
Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"
Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"
1. An incredibly nerdy way to insult someone who is fat
2. (As in Spheroid) Flattening at the poles and bulging out at the midsection/waist/equator
1. “God damn, Amy Schumer is so Oblate.”
2. “The Earth is not flat, but also not a perfect sphere; it is actually an Oblate Spheroid.”
The act of shoving an onion up your lover's anus while having sex with them, after that you flip their body onto their front side and cram pizza dough into their vagina.
"Bro, I just gave my girlfriend an Onion dough-spin last night"
1) An uncommon or useless tool or item (usually scattered in a garage)
2) A character from the game "Ratchet and Clank"
3) Someone who us being used by another person
1) "I have way too many ratchets in my garage"
2) "I can't wait for the new Ratchet and Clank game!"
3) "Wow, Chell is treating Nicole like a ratchet"
When your piss gets so hot it burms your dick hole
Guy 1: "HOLY SHIT DUDE, I GOT SPICY PEE"
Guy2: "Oh man, that must hurt!"