A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who enjoys nothing more than sitting out on a patio, on a beautiful sunny day, drinking.
Bob is a patio drinker, he has been patioing everyday this week.
The only time heterosexual anal sex is appropriate. Anal sex for gay couples is not affected by this limitation.
Gary: Hey, I am headed home for lunch.
Matt: Oh, it is Wednesday at Noon.
Gary: Yup, I am gonna tear that ass up.