Country Dictionary

too be well hung! an extra package! no chic except maybe a "well seasoned" veteran can handle you! having at least 10 inches limp in the middle of january!

the dude who works in the cereal aisle at work has a 3rd leg!

a chic having an untamed and unshaved pussy!

she had a full cage that came out of the late 70's!

never getting any pussy(BOX)! to be celebate for a long time! to never have nothing sexual in your future but intensive self-satisfying masterbation!

Josh, Tim, or Matt(Yoder)have "no shot" when they meet a skank or any female for that matter!

the only chance that you have at work! to get a fair shake! the only true friend that you can trust at the work place!

Because my work place doesn't have a union, I take it in the ass!

getting no box(pussy)!

the looser at work gets no box!

1. A filthy bastard! To smell like ass! 2. A pervert! A porn king!

1. Gene is a dirtbag! 2. Bill is a dirtbag!

The best thing at my work place...the only reason that i show up......a reason not to take it in the ass!

Because my boss offered me a VTO,my ass wasn't sore last night!