A fork of Rural Dictionary
keeping texas from being the largest state since 1959
dude with massive hat: allright! another year the biggest and the best!
dude with slightly smaller hat: (something in muffled texan).
dude with massive hat:say what? Alaska is the biggest state now? where even is Alaska?
dude with slightly smaller hat: (more muffled texan)
dude with massive hat: oh no, OH NO, we're not the biggest anymore!
*kodiak bear bursts into the room and eats the texans*