Country Dictionary

when a guy smacks the girls pussy lips while eating her out..

women, im gonna lipsmack your pussy

Stickers on girl's files that are positioned to make it seem pictures of celebrities are saying things.

These usually leave a blank space for the person to write thier name, making it seem the person in the picture is talking about them.

see stupid speech bubble stickers on girl's files

Hi ( insert name here ), I'm never going to go out with you!

Hey ( insert name here ), stop looking at me and look at Berrington.

When a guy/girl stands directly over a guy/girl and pisses all over the individual while the one that is receiving the piss opens their mouth and accumulates the piss and swallows just like cum...yummm

We decided to waterski after she was tired of swallowing cummm

A dude who’s a really great friend, and will be by your side. He’s very good at drawing! Sometimes he trolls people, and it makes people around him annoyed.

“Hey it’s Quanari! He’s a very nice person.”

When a girl is so hideously ugly that hooking up with her could only be considered community service. See also Eagle Scout Project.

"See that girl over there?"
"Which, the whale over by the bar?"
"Yeah, that's some fuckin community service right there"

when you see two cats going at it...

dude, josh, my cat loves to tiger up the butt your cat

A cultural term used by African Americans to describe the sleepy feeling that comes from eating too much food.

I've got the niggaitis and need to take a nap now.

Mama Duke's cooking always give niggaitis.