A fork of Rural Dictionary
Incompetent people in the manufacturing industry. They make things (like a Yamato toy) that look deceptively good in quality, but breaks after gentle transformation. Manutards know everything there is to know in manufacturing like their normal colleagues, but they choose to be special instead. Manutards can be found everywhere. The largest concentration of manutards however, can only be found working for Yamato toys, Japan.
"When manutards die, even hell will not take them for fear they'll fuck things up." "Yeah, that's why ya get alot of them in Yamato.
Obviously a Macross fan with multiple copies of the same VF design made subpar by Yamato toys. A Yamatool is also someone who got yamatoed but is too yamatotionalized to understand their condition. Yamatools defend and at times, flame toy collectors on messageboards who point out obvious flaws of all the Yamato toys, oblivious to the fact that they also own the same stuff and that theirs are also broken. Yamatools' goal is also to someday do enough service to get on Yamato Toys good books and be allowed table scraps of "insider" info that is already long published by magazines like Hobby Japan or Dengeki Hobby.
Yamatool: Hey man, how's it going with your new Yamato 1/60 YF19 with the foldboosters? Macross Fan: It transforms floppily, it still has no locking chestplate, the nose is still tight as hell and the foldildos doesn't come with batteries included. For USD200 they should at least include the batteries. Other than that, it sweet! Yamatool: You gotta find yerself a new hobby man...
Doing a job without thinking or planning. Fucking things up with or without an agenda. Pissing without aiming. Manutards manutarding things up.
"Yamato manutarded every great VF CAD drawings they could get their hands on."
A motivation song by U2. Often used to cheer your buddies who has a bad day; but not for fat people, because the lyrics can be misconstrued as an insult.
Poor Bono. When Oprah laments about her weight gain, all he wanted to do was break into the song, "Stuck In A Moment" to cheer her up... Alas, he knew better... took her to a nice restaurant instead.
Punk'd. Taken for a ride. Reamed in the arse. Fooled. Betrayed. Deceived.
Looks at the broken shoulder of the VF0A, "Every get that feeling ya got yamatoed each time something like that happens?"
see eragon. Replace "E" with "Ghey" and pronounce it as "gay-ra-gon"
"Hey have you ever watch Eragon? It was kinda nice show." "Era-wha?" "That show abt dragon riders and magic, a boy that was destined to be a dragon rider?, kinda like LOTR meets Neverending Story." "Oh - gheragon!"
Macross fans' hardcore love for the show and their desperate hunger for the show's merchandize became such an institution that they're 100% down with subpar Macross products from Yamato. That's because they're smitten by the beautiful sculpts courtesy of CAD. But more than that, it's only from Yamato that the Macross fans are getting any.
"My damn VF0S biceps cracked today... but it's okay I can still display it in it's beautiful fighter mode. Uh-oh, does that mean I'm getting yamatotionalized? ZOMG!"