Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

columbus

a geezer that discovered new land, i guess.

Columbus: Oiiii mans discovered new land bruv, i should name this america EEEEEEEEEEEEE

by big hm August 09, 2021

New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.

My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.

by big hm December 27, 2022

Gaylord

A tragic surname, the butt of gay jokes.

Bully: Sup gaylord! How's it like being gay?
John Gaylord: Stop calling me gaylord... it's my surname dude

by big hm September 23, 2020