Country Dictionary

tourgy

An orgy that takes place after a concert, backstage, on a tour bus, or in the hotel

The band sent security to find the hottest girls and invite them to the Tourgy after the show.

Aldi

An urgent bowel movement. When you need to poop so badly that you disregard the cleanliness of the restroom, even willing to go at Aldi

Please pull over the car at the next exit! I have to take an Aldi in the worst way.

Facegram

The subsequent use of instagram and facebook. One after the other without a break in between

When you're done facegramming do you want to go get some dinner?

Textative

The frequency and amount you text during the day. Some days you're more textative than others.

You're not very textative today, is everything ok?

three-hole

A game played between a man and woman. The objective is to ejaculate once or more in each of her holes (mouth, vagina, and anus) in a one day span.

Hey baby, lets call out of work today and play three-hole