Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Keys

A way of saying kys (kill yourself) to someone online without worrying about getting banned

Guy1: "dude, this video fucking sucks! Dweeb" Guy2: "keys"

by bigballs_cheeseman42069ballZ December 29, 2022

reverse swallowing syndrome

Reverse Swallowing Syndrome, aka RSS or RSD, is a rare condition where when you try to swallow something, you end up spitting it everywhere. If you want to swallow something, you have to act like you're about to spit it out. It's a rare condition happening to 1 in a million people. Often you'll forget you have it and get in trouble

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck!? Why did you just spit your Mountain Dew all over me? Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot